Stand Off

I hate it when the candy bar gets stuck and does not fall out of the vending machine.

I feel like its the vending machine gently suggesting that I do not need the Twix bar.

Then I feel like telling the vending machine that when I want its opinion I will ask for it.

Alas the vending machine knows I will not kick, shake or otherise molester it in order to get the stuck candy. I will not make a public scene over the candy. The vending machine knows it has me where it wants me.

So then I kick it when nobody is looking.