I was just updating the Target shopping list I keep in my iphone. Denny has some "issues" and partakes of an occasional suppository. He is all out. So I add "suppositories" to the shopping list. Then I worry about my phone being stolen and pilfered through. The phone thief/pilferer would laugh at me and think I need suppositories. I am pre-embarrassed. So I edit the list to read "Suppositories for baby". I think even phone thieves would feel badly laughing at a constipated baby.
